I'm still in Indiana. Yes, the great state of Indiana. What have we brought to this human race? Kurt Vonnegut Jr. A great mind. Chuck Taylor. Hey, comfortable shoes! Red Gold Ketchup! Feels like you're kinda stretching there, slim. Dan Quayle. Ok, I know what you're saying, why him. He was a pioneer. If it wasn't for him, bands like limp bizkit, KoRn, and countless other bands would spell their names correctly.
Where's the tower? Where's the gun?
Dead heroes: Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Bill Hicks. Hunter S. Thompson. They're looking down from Heaven. They would love that joke.
Love. The love you see in films is fake. The love you here your newly married friends talk about is not love on first sight. (I'm not calling anyone out individually, I know about 10 of you that are recently married. So please. Shut the fuck up.) Love on first sight is nothing more but lust. Your brain is just trying rationalize that you're wanting to jump bones and fuck that person's sexual organs off. I'll be over here, being bitter.
Americans are dumb. I know I'm being the whole cliched, "I've lived in Canada for a year and I'm young and stupid, etc etc." But here me out. You have to agree our current populace isn't exactly going for the gold here on intellect. Look at some of the programming that's out there on the old boob tube. Who's Smarter than a 4th Grader. We had a man on there that did not know the name of our national anthem. The film Idiocracy is coming true.
Neo-con conservative christians. I'm an atheist, I believe in evolution, I believe that we should allow gay marriage, I believe in socialism (to an extent), I believe in the legalization of marijuana, and yet somehow. You still let me near your children.
That was fun. Till next time, friends. Even if you don't think so, I love you all. The platonic kind.
6 comments:
One day Billy Ray Cyrus will die by your hand, and Hannah Montana will avenge him later in life. That's the way of things, though.
Anyway, glad to see you're not TOO sick of Indiana already.
you shut the fuck up.. and isn't it Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? It's still fucking dumb.
You should send us your digits so we can bojangle you, and get the softer side of Lloyd.
You're missed here. Weird I know, but still true.
I'll try to get a picture of Mr Cyrus for you on Monday. I'll just have to "borrow" someone's phone.
Word dude!
Good to see you on the bloggosphere.
austin huh? cowboy. what is the time difference yo?
It's central time. So 2 hours ahead of you. One hour behind east coast time. You know you can post in the other entries and not just this one =P
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